Simple Object Access Protocol (SOAP) is a system of rules that helps web services work. It is neutral, independent, and has ability to extend. Just like a strong woman.
Lenny
33-year old Junior IT Help desk team member, with unfulfilled dream of a worldwide rock star career
Angie
24-year old IT Help desk team Manager, with unfulfilled dream of a worldwide opera singer
Marc
27-year old Senior Help desk team member, with no dreams. Well, maybe one: sleeping with Angie
Yes, they all sing rather than talk. No, none of them can do that. Yes, they don't care about it. At all.
[In the dark corridors of IT Help Desk team in HQ of one of the major British banks]
Lenny
All of my life
Wanted to be
A guy with a knife
Careless and free
Angie
But ended up here
Talking to her
Drinking my beer
Clumsy as bear
Marc
Here comes the sun
Having so much fun
Being sooo optimistic
And so full of me
Angie
You did this again
Off rhythm off key
Lenny
Like careless barman
Just eating his brie
Angie
Time for the SOAP
Let's get it all done
They want us to cope
No time now for fun
Marc
Hey, Angie, Aaaangie
I would like that fun - if not now how about laaaateeeer
Angie
You did this again
Off rhythm off key
Lenny
Like careless barman
Just eating his pea
Angie
It's serious now
The website must work
Or they raise their brow
And I'll be a clerk
Marc
Nooo waaay let's move on let's do it let's do it then
I've got an idea
On how to speeeeeed it all up!!!
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